MASTER IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION

^{O senhor Pinto de Sousa, conhecido mundialmente como José Sócrates, mandou publicar, no site da Universidade de Columbia, Nova Iorque, o seu brilhantíssimo curriculum vitae.}

^{Todos devemos ficar profundamente orgulhosos da categoria humana, social, académica e política deste nosso admirável concidadão, bem como, de uma vez por todas, ficar cientes de quão criminosas foram as campanhas contra ele movidas por forças ocultas, escondidas pelo anonimato e provindas das mais vergonhosas alfurjas.}

^{Senão, vejamos:}

^{1. O senhor Pinto de Sousa licenciou-se em engenharia civil pela Universidade de Coimbra, não se sabendo quando.}

^{2. O senhor Pinto de Sousa, em 2005, tirou um MBA no “Instituto da Universidade de Lisboa”, coisa que deve ter sido criada só para ele, uma vez que ninguém mais sabe que existe, havendo até quem diga que jamais existiu.}

^{3. Do ponto de vista profissional, o senhor Pinto de Sousa foi, na câmara da Covilhã, não se sabe quando nem por quanto tempo, “technical engineer”, coisa que, infelizmente, na língua de Byron, nada quer dizer.}

^{4. Depois, com 30 anitos, entrou no Parlamento. A partir daí, nunca mais fez nada que não fosse subir na política e deixar-se lá ficar.}

^{5. A ele ficamos a dever o Euro 2004. Literalmente, aos seus credores.}

^{6. A ele ficamos a dever “dramáticas alterações” em energias renováveis. Literalmente, nas facturas da EDP, ocupando um glorioso 4º lugar nesta matéria.}

^{7. O senhor Pinto de Sousa “tentou” fazer umas reformas na administração pública e lutou contra a sobrecapacidade ( ?) da função pública. Seja o que for que isto quer dizer, lutou!}

^{8. O senhor Pinto de Sousa quis reduzir a burocracia, mas o desemprego e a dívida pública continuam a ser problema.}

^{9. No auge da glória, o senhor Pinto de Sousa comunica ao Mundo a sua cereja em cima do bolo: o casamento gay! Lado a lado com países que o não fizeram, está no top da civilização, ainda que, por enquanto com algumas pequenas limitações.}

^{10. Não consta do currículo publicado pelo senhor Pinto de Sousa que tenha ou tenha tido mulher, dando a entender, estranhamente, que os seus filhos o são de mãe incógnita, coisa que, nos EUA, deve causar óptima impressão.}

^{E mais não diz.} 

^{Para que se veja que o IRRITADO não inventou o que acima se refere, segue, ipsis verbis, o texto fornecido à Columbia University pelo gabinete do senhor Pinto de Sousa:}

^{José Sócrates Carvalho Pinto de Sousa, commonly known by his given names José Sócrates, is the prime minister of Portugal and secretary-general of the Socialist Party. Sócrates first became prime minister in 2005 and was re-elected in 2009.}

^{He was born in 1957 and spent his early years in the city of Covilhã. At the age of 18 he went to Coimbra, where he earned a degree in civil engineering. He received an MBA in 2005 from the Lisbon University Institute.}

^{José Sócrates was one of the founders of the youth branch of the Portuguese Social Democratic Party before changing his political affiliation and joining the Portuguese Socialist Party in 1981. He was a technical engineer for the Covilhã city council and has been elected a member of the Portuguese parliament since 1987. He served as spokesperson on environmental affairs for the Socialist Party from 1991 to 1995. In 1995, he entered government as secretary of state for the environment. Two years later, Sócrates became minister for youth and sports and was one of the organizers of the EURO 2004 cup in Portugal. He became minister for environment and territorial planning in 1999. Following the elections of 2002, Sócrates became a member of the opposition in the Portuguese parliament. In 2004, he became secretary-general of the Socialist Party. After the victory of his party in the 2005 Portuguese election, Sócrates was called on to form a new government. He was elected for a second term as prime minister in September 2009.}

^{Portugal has made dramatic changes in its energy policy over the last five years under the government of Prime Minister Sócrates. The country's installed renewable energy capacity more than tripled between 2004 and 2009 and renewable energy sources now represent roughly thirty-six percent of electricity consumed. Thanks to this performance, Portugal currently ranks fourth in Europe in energy production from renewables.}

^{Under Prime Minister Sócrates, the government has tried to create new rules and implement reforms aimed to improve efficiency and rationalize resource allocation in the public sector, fight civil servant overcapacity, and reduce bureaucracy, but the country's public debt and deficit, as well as high unemployment, remain problems.}

^{This spring, Portugal joined the five European countries that have already legalized same-sex marriage: Netherlands, Belgium, Spain, Norway, and Sweden. France and Denmark recognize same-sex unions, which convey many but not all of the rights enjoyed by married couples.}

^{Sócrates has two sons, José Miguel and Eduardo.}

^{Source: Information provided by the office of Prime Minister José Sócrates.}

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